KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
Randomize