He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
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