in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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