I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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