Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
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