idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
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