so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
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