We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
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