i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
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I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
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id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
He did a backflip because drugs
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