sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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