This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
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yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
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My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Also, apparently I'm only coherent when I'm drunk sexting. And then I'm grammatically perfect and impressively eloquent.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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