she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
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