i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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