So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
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