Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
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I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
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No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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