My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
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