you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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