very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
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