I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Do you have swine flu?
I know my taste in men is not always top notch; however, I don't sleep with swine.
Pigs, yes. Swine, no.
addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
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my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
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Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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