I wish your couch was made out of beer. I would drink like half of it.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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