so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
the condom got lost in my hair
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
meow
WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
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I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
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We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
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