Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
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On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
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Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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