kristin has been a bad kristin
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
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