Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
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Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
Your cock deserves a montage
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
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Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
did i just pee glitter
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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