I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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