I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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