so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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