Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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