im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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