I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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