There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
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my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
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Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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