is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
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And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
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Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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