You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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