I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
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