just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
Randomize
