No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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