High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
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Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
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At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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