I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
your room smells of hookers.
And success
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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