i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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