going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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