If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
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yo everyone went to the hospital last night
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
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Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
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