He is such a slut. More and more my type.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
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