WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
time to smoke my breakfast
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
We were destined to go to rehab together
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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