Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
no you cant smoke seaweed
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
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