I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
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