this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
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