okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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