Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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