i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
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Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
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I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
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