so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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