found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
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he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
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My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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