I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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