OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
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