I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
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Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
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We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
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