omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
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so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
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I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
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