We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
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Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
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im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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