no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
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You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
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I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients