So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
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i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
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It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"