so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
pop tarts are not kleenex
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.